Friday, December 17, 2010

appoinment with the doctor at a goverment hospital

scene 1

9606 masuk....

Nurse: ok, first timbang berat dulu la. naik penimbang. erm... ___kg.

cikgu: huyoooo...turun 5kg. biar betol?

Nurse: ok ukur tinggi pulak. mmm... ___cm

Cikgu: What the hey... short 2cm!!!

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scene 2

tuk..tuk.. [boleh masuk ke ni?]

Doc: ha..sila la masuk cikgu.

Cikgu: thanks doc. saya duduk ye.

Doc: ha..duduk2..untuk medical checkup kan..bla...bla..bla..okey, sekarang tengok lampu. [sambil on torch light]. Nganga luas2..gigi okey ye? tade rosak2..tade gigi palsu?

cikgu: okey2..semua gigi ori..gigi susu je yang dah tade. gigi geraham pun macam dah ade. hehe

Doc: okey now u pusing belakang. okey, hembus nafas, then lepas. okey gooood.

[err...macam cakap dengan budak tecik je doc. ni..]

Doc: boleh bersukan cikgu?

Cikgu: boley2..tinggal rajin @ tak je

Doc: macam tu kena rajin la cikgu..berat berapa ni?

Cikgu: ....kg

Doc: ish2 tak cukup berat ni..camne nak ngajar nanti?

cikgu:....[penimbang tu yg ta betol! tah cmne boley turun 5kg]

Doc: ok..dah settle.

cikgu: aik???????????? [tak check pape pun!]. pffftttt..lantak la..bukan aku bayar pun.

5 comments:

Rozuan Ismail said...

nama pon government hosp..dia nak kita dtg byk kali le tuh

anip said...

39 kg?
40kg?
41 kg?
:O

kiwi said...

rozuan: tah la.....tapi seyes ta puas ati la

anip: doc ni..

syuwai said...

syuwai dah baca yang ni jugak >.<

kiwi said...

orite~

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